King of the Hill
Sound Clips

Unless otherwise specified, all sounds are 8-bit sounds recorded at 22.050 kHz.

Instructions: Beside an entry you want to hear, click on the icon for the sound format you prefer.

Sound formats:

[WAV]   All files are available in Windows WAV format.
[MP3]   MP3 format (MPEG-2 Layer III encoded). These files can be played with Quicktime (free) or one of several MP3 players, such as iTunes, WinAMP, etc.

Hank Hill

  •   1.8 sec   39K [WAV] - “Just kill me now.”
  •   2.4 sec   53K [WAV] - “Maybe, who knows, I don’t know, I don’t care, whatever.”
  •   2.3 sec   50K [WAV] - “You’re little siren led my boy astray.”
  •   2.6 sec   57K [WAV] - “I don’t know whether to laugh or vomit.”
  •   4.4 sec   95K [WAV] - “What the hell kinda country is this where I can only hate a man if he’s white?”
  •   3.7 sec   81K [WAV] - “Snow! Texans aren’t prepared for this kinda nightmare.”

Peggy Hill

  •   0.8 sec   19K [WAV] - “Aaaaaagh!”

Bobby Hill

  •   3.2 sec   71K [WAV] - “Paying attention all day tires me out.”

Dale Dribble

  •   1.4 sec   32K [WAV] - “Dispose of the witnesses!”
  •   1.6 sec   35K [WAV] - “Don’t eat dog.”
  •   6.2 sec  134K [WAV] - Make a bomb.
         “If you want I can show you how to make a bomb
          out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite.”


  •   5.0 sec  240K [WAV] - “No.”
  •  11.0 sec   42K [WAV] - “Dang ol’ Internet.”


  •   0.8 sec   19K [WAV] - Kahn Souphanousinphone: “Please go away!”
  •   1.2 sec   27K [WAV] - Kahn Souphanousinphone: “You go now!”
  •   4.7 sec  103K [WAV] - Men stupid.
       Minh Souphanousinphone:
          “Men stupid.  Women smart.”
          “Uh-huh, the whole world over.”
  •   1.2 sec   27K [WAV] - Mr. Strickland: “I’m having an infarction.”

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All sound files recorded and converted to WAV format by Greg Hartwig. Please send me any needed corrections.